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“You know exactly what is on my mind, my little Hairy Butt” Ziva states in a tone that makes Tony look at her silently. Minutes later they arrive at the house that they were in that morning and as they get out of the car he is still silent as he follows her into the house. When they get through the door Tony loses control and pushes her against it as they kiss passionately. What started as a kiss against the door grew into a race to get undressed as they left a trail of clothing from the door to the bedroom. At some point in their frenzy to remove all of their clothing they had slowed down and by the time they got to the bedroom door they were not wearing a single piece of clothing. Once the back of her legs hit the end of the bed they had slowed down enough that she did a slow back fall as she pulled him down on top of her. They continued to kiss as his hands roamed her naked body until they needed air and broke apart letting him place open mouthed kisses down her jaw to her neck.
Sometimes, Family events are more trouble than they’re worth.
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Summary- Christmas present to the fandom
ps dont want to give anything away
Kate was ready to head to the cabin even though she and Rick just got to her desk and as he sat she went to the Captain’s office so she could ask for some time off. As she walked into the office and shut the door after being told that she could enter as well as closing the door and sitting in front of her boss. “Sir, I was hoping to take time off it would be from the twentieth of December till the sixth of January.”
"Go for it have fun with family and friends, you can actually leave today after work" after hearing the captain’s answer and staring blankly she silently told the older woman to continue. "Almost the entire time you have worked with the precinct you haven’t spent more than a few days unless you had to be. You need time off, we all do and on that note I hope your vacation is calming and uninterrupted."
"Thank you Sir, and by the way Rick and I would like to know if you and your husband would like to stop by the cabin for Christmas?"
"We will be there, thank you Ms. Beckett" as Kate turns to leave the captains phone and when Gates answers calmly before her tone takes a new turn so Beckett takes that as a sign that there has been a murder and merely puts her hand out as Sir holds out a sticky note to Kate.
Kate simply signals the team with a follow me wave as she grabs her coat and walks to the elevator. The boys are close behind and when they get to her cruiser it is clear that this will not be a good day and to make matters worse they have to deal with a crime scene near the “Olde Haunt”. Luckily when they pulled up Lanie was already moving the body of a young blonde woman and the boys made quick work of the crime scene. After bagging, tagging and asking tons of questions and as always getting almost nowhere, they all went back to the desk area and started to put up the murder board when they realized that they didn’t know the Jane Doe’s name so Kate went to go talk to Lanie. Lanie was sitting on an empty autopsy table when Beckett appeared in the doorway “why isn’t she opened up yet Lane?”
"I had the feeling that she may have been drugged so i took a blood sample and had them rush it and they found out that our victim was injected with tetrodotoxin and it is possible that she is temporarily paralyzed."
"So she is alive and knows what happened?"
"It isn’t concrete, but it is a possibility" Lanie looks at Kate for a while "what’s going on with you today?"
"If we get this taken care of i can go to the cabin with Rick tonight and I would love to get there tonight but that mean this case needs to solved before the end of my shift."
"This is so weird to me I am almost certain that before writer boy if you were begged to go on vacation you would still say no and run the other way which would make me want to grab you and drag you across the world to make you see what was out there."
"Yeah i know" Kate says as she turns and starts walking out the door before turning back. "Just so you know you are welcome to join us for Christmas or New Years if you want?"
"Girl, you act like i would say no to an excuse for Javi and i to bug the two of you and drink… We will probably come for New Years and I hope you have games in that cabin of yours." Lanie states with a mischievous grin.
"all women belong in the kitchen," the self-centered asshole says
the ground moves and the walls shake as all women around the world barricade themselves inside of their kitchens. they cook and eat and drink while the men outside of the barricades suffer from hunger and insanity. the males perish from famine and the women emerge united, choosing beyoncé as their supreme and unquestioned leader
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